Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Its that time of the night again

My neighbors are at it again. I need to find out what position and or method of amorous love making makes the wall go bump, badoom,bhump,dhump

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

METALLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YAAAAAAAH!!! Check out the song. Thats bass baby!!!

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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Sane Ravings

Oft quoted in "About me"s is "Take Life as it comes"

1) Does that mean we have a choice?
2) If so, does that allude to take the path of least resistance?
3) If so, is that the right thing to do?

Ever notice how the ones that accuse you of some emotion are guilty to it themselves, more than you in fact?

Why does music do whatever it does? I think music is the greatest proof that energy can be spawned. A thought starts in the aritsts' mind. It evolves into lyrics sheets, music notes and compositions. That translates to vibrations on the strings and percussion on skins. Each song exudes a part of the artists' soul. The feelings and emotions are picked up as voltages by equipment and stored as innocuous 0s and 1s. The disc then plays far away, years after the thought first lit up someone's mind. The longitudinal waves invade the spaces of the inner ear and impluses furiously travel up and down the superhighway. The all powerful machine churns thoughts and the soul is richer, fuller and free to roam the spaces of infinte pleasure. People will talk of how one form of energy is converted to another and nothing is lost or gained. Wrong. The artists soul is in every song and yet there's always enough for the next song. The listner whether in that laser filled show or in the dark confines of his cluttered apartment is enthralled by the charm and yet not bound to physical existance.

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
(Rah, yeah)
It's coming on, it's coming on

Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothin' 'cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs and I'm under each snare
Intangible (ah y'all) I bet you didn't think so
I command you to, panoramic view (you)
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose, sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kicking tunes

Picture you getting down and I'll picture too
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional, mystical - maybe
Spiritual hero who appears on you to clear your view (yeah)
When you're too crazy
Lifeless for whose definition is for what life is
Priceless to you because I put ya on the hype shift
Did ya like it?
Gut smokin' righteous but one talkin' psychic
But among knows possess you with one though

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Any Desis in the house tonite?

This guy has me laughing with milk spilling through my nose. Too good yaar!!

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Friday, July 07, 2006

Hatelist

Been boringly sappy lately. Time to pay a refreshing visit to all that I hate

1) Possessive pricks. No, I dont want to get into your girlfriend's pants. She's too ugly. No I dont want to keep that rotten old vessel, I picked it up by mistake.

2) Opinionated jerks. Look a-hole, you arent right all the time and I don't need to hear what you say. Sure being 10 years older than me makes you FEEL wiser and experienced, but no, you're a dickhead. Stop offering your insight into matters that dont concern you, which in your case is EVERYTHING

3) Women bitching about their periods. Too bad its 3-5 days of hell and pre and post MS. You were made that way - deal with it. We suffer your mood swings enough. We dont need to and dont want understand the shyte you go through. And yes, I know you have a fancy blog, I dont need to know about your "sufferings" however well you disguise it. Next time things get hard, do everyone a favor. Use that magnum on yourself. Meanwhile, go make me a sandwich

4) Superhero movies. Superman has a kid. Batman looks batty. Spiderman wants to hump the mirror. Screw you all. When I see a superhero film, I want to see a superhero, not the human side of an alien. If I want reality, I'll go see Survivor. Superhero movies are meant to be detached from reality, so stick to the nonsense will you?

5) SMS retards. How difficult is it to type a full line in god damned english? Yes punching alphabets on a sucky 3.5 in cell phone screen is tough for someone of your intellect and patience, but why the fish do you use the same style on a 106 keys keyboard? Grow up, will you type your miserable little resume in SMS?

6) Readers. What the deuce were you expecting here? Am I supposed to hold your attention? Make you think perhaps? So that you can respond with a "LOL" maybe? You werent meant to read this. Do something useful, pull a trigger, for example

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