All in a week

Things I hear in a typical week

1) Are you hitting on me?
2) You're stingy
3) Stop staring
4) Stop laughing
5) Are you hitting on me?
6) PSB, you're a fucked up fuck
7) Open the door goddammit...sorry, please
8) Of course I'll marry you
9) Chug, chug, chug!!!
10) Dont you ever sleep?
11) You need a haircut
12) Damn you drink a lot
13) Are you hitting on me?
14) Is that your natural hair color?
15) Turn the volume down...please